tajuk dier..Ayam Dan Kamben

kat sebuah kampung tinggal cik yam dan En kamben yg bkwn baik sejak kecik lg..
suatu pg..cik yam menghiaskan bulunya..yg berwarna-warni dgn manik2 yg cantik sgt!!! paruhnya juga diasah...

sedang cik yam sibuk mencantikkan dirinyer...,cik kamben pun datang..
AYAM: "Hai kamben..ko tengok ler..bulu aku yg cantik nie..hehheheh"
ayam cuba mengeksenkan dirinyer..pd En kamben.

KAMBING: "ellehh..igt dh lawa sgt ler..tu",x payah ler..ko nk berhias2..
"ko tu... berhias mcm mn pun...tetap gak berkaki AYAM"

AYAM:"Alah..ko pun sama..bela jangut..Alim konon!!! tapi....teloq nampak"

so...the moral off story..jgn duk tengok kesalahan org jek!! cermin diri sendiri dulu..hikhikhikh :laugh:


Hebatnya Bahasa K dier...

Ketam ketip kuku kakinya. Kawan karib Ketam, Kodok, kata kepada Ketam,
"Kenapa kau ketip kuku kaki kau,Ketam... kenapa?" Ketam kata, "Ku ketip
kuku kakiku kerana kuku kakiku kelurut... kakakku kata, kalau kukuku kelurut,
kita kena ketiplah!" Kodok kentut kekeliruan. Kodok kata kekalutan, "Kadang-
kadang kalau kukuku kelurut, ku ketip kenapa keluar kudis?" Ketam ketawa,
"Kah..kah..kah..kah..kih..kih..kih..kih.. Kuh..kuh..kuh..kuh!! Kodok.. Kodok..
kenapa kadar kebodohan kau ketara keterlaluan?" Kodok kata kepada Ketam,
"Ketam. Kenapa kau ketawakan ku?" Ketam kata, "Kelakar." "Kelakar ke kurang
Kesopanan?" kata Kodok. Kerana kemarahan Kodok keterlaluan, Kodok ketok kepala
ketam kuat kadar kilat. "kelekuk ! kepala Ketam kebengongan kerana kena
ketukan Kodok! Ketam kata, "Kodok.. Kodok.. kenapa kau ketok kepalaku?
Kan kesakitan." Kesian Ketam. Kerana kurang-ajar, kepalanya kena ketok.

Twist your tongue..

1.If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4.A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.


5.Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6.If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7.I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8.Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15.A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17.Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw